me: did you ever use Macs?
  the little ones from way back?
DM: my wife had an LE 2
me: I used to get the little bomb message
  like all the time
  that's what I was thinking today
  I was watching Toad
  (Oracle database software)
DM: uh huh
me: after I did something I shouldn't have done
  and I just saw the little bomb in my mind
  that happy little error message
  my computer was so messed up
  I had to hard reboot
  and even then and I had to practically unplug the stupid thing
DM: damn
me: you how just after you do something on your computer
  I mean like 1 second after you click on something
  or hit return
  and you just realize
  oh man
  I really shouldn't have done that
  I am so bad
  I will have Photoshop
DM: yep\
me: Toad
  Homesite
DM: happens to me every damn day
me: Firefox
  and Visual Studio all running at the same time
  I know I shouldn't
  then I'll do the one thing that send Toad over the edge
  I think my programs have personalities
  Photoshop is a really demanding artist
  that gets passive agressive
  Toad is completely neurotic
  Word is the IT guy who thinks he knows more than you
  Outlook is the guy who thinks he's really organized but is really totally a mess
  Excel is the guy you have explain something to three times
  and he still doesn't get it
  task manager is the guy you used to room with who leaves all the lights on in the house and the TV blaring in the other room
 
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